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Name:   James Edward Harold Bright
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Address:3 Railway Cuttings, East Cheam, Sydney,
Telephone: 01926532408, 019264532144
Age: 21 years, 4months, 3 days
Marital Status: Single, never married
Sex: Male
Current pay: $21,000, Full Drivers licence 7 pts
Education
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1985-1985 Electrical Engineering, dropped out at Christmas
1986-1989 BA (Hons). Psychology 3rd class
Subjects include: Aspects of Quackery 2b, Rat
cognition 1, 2 & 3. Decision Making in sheep 3d,
Forensic rat psychology 2c, Hypnotising feet 2,
greyhound racing 2s, Cross-cultural cat bashing 2.
Research project: Psychological Characterisitcs
of High Achieving Haddock with special consideration
of generational effects.
Career Objective
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To develop a career that fully utiluses my unique gift.
Where I can work in peace and harnony and where we can
work as one, to forfil my dream of equality, fraternity,
and love. I have always wanted to work in Exotic Ice Cream.
I feel my skills and the ease with which I communicate
more than moake up for my lack of experience in selling
Lychee Ripple and Fig and prune surprise.
Job History
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1982 1 day, Burger Park Leamington Spa, Serving burgers.
Left beacuse of grease.
1985-1986 Ran a pub for Grilfriends Parents after dropping
out of University
1989 Management Consultant for friend's Company. Left due
to argument with boss
1989-1993 Worked as a tutor at the University. Left after
a student complaint (not upheld)
1994-1994 Trazy Cars. Sales rep for Car dealership.
Left misunderstanding over money.
1995 Was going to travel but friend got a job
Reasons for wanting to leave
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The current working conditons are too arduous and I
do not like the boss checking up on my appearance
and whether I am in (or on time). I prefer a more
slack approach to these management issues, something
that your company has gained a well-earned reputation
for.
What they say about me
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Jim Bright is indeed an extraordinary employee, Jim's
dedication never ceases to amaze me, once this can
be harnessed to job-relevant behaviours there will be promise
Hobbies and Interests
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I like reading, going to the cinema, going to the
theatre, music, restaurants, sports, keeping fit, relaxing.
I spend most evenings in the pub.
Membership of Professional Organisations
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Member of the Pink Falcon Club (Kings Cross)
Memebr of the Australian Extreme Ring Wing Party (from birth)
Eligible for registration as a Psychologist in NSW
once outstanding fines are paid and record cleared.
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